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We've compiled all we have learned of the high seas during our time at 826 Valencia and the Pirate Supply Store in this collection of books to help you along your journeys across the globe.

Things you will find in How To Begin:

  • Management consequences of beard style.
  • Rumors, falsehoods, white lies, half lies, bald-faced lies, the occasional errant truth, and more!

Things you will find in How To Cook On A Ship:

  • Other uses for citrus.
  • A new hard tack recipe

Things you will find in How To Fight The Sea:

  • A guide to all jerks of the sea, including eight-armed and ten-armed jerks.
  • Everything you need to know about sea cucumbers.

Perfect for:
The over-eager new shipmate that keeps interrupting your breaks.

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