Globe On Stand

Five Steps to a happy voyage:

1. Buy this globe.
2. Spin this globe.
3. Stop this globe with your finger, tentacle, or hook.
4. Find a ship.
5. Sail to the spot on the earth that the globe landed. DO NOT forget the globe.

Bonus step: If the globe leads you to a random patch of water, repeat steps through 2-5.

If the globe leads you to the Bermuda Triangle, you are on your own.