Ghost's Best Friend

$5.00

Do you know a lonely ghost? In this digital age, many ghosts are getting fed up with relying on social media and ZooOOOooomm meetings for social contact. Get the lonely ghost in your life a spectral friend for the whole afterlife.

  • Cheap to feed
  • Minimal messes
  • Never changes in any way
  • Great for small apartments

All friends come with cards describing their personalities and unfinished business.

This product is ridiculous. All proceeds benefit 826 Valencia’s free writing programs for San Francisco students.

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