Extra Firm Fairy Mattress

$2.00

Extra-firm mattresses can relieve lower-back pain, especially in fairies 1200 years or older. All our extra-firm mattresses are specifically sized for pixies, nixies, and smaller undines, and can be resized for smaller creatures by vigorous rubbing on a solid surface. Our extra-firm mattresses can also be used to correct or remove spells written in graphite. All 826 Valencia products are guaranteed curse-free on arrival.

* Consult your doctor before changing mattresses if you have arthritis, sciatica, or bog back. 826 Valencia's no-curse guarantee does not extend to were-creatures or those born under an unlucky star. 826 Valencia's no-curse guarantee does not affect or dispel existing curses.